I watch some sports,
Football, Baseball, Nascar
I only watch for shorts,
Bourban, Gin, and some Ginger Schnapps.
It makes the dull ass sport come to life.

No one really likes those sports.
Thats why they drink Alchohol.
No one ever watches golf or tennis on courts.
Because you never see that drunk in the stands shouting "hit the
ball!"
or "Put it in The Hole!"

Now some people never drank anything intoxicating.
They never watch football, baseball,and nascar.
They can't name any brew other than Budweiser.
Those are the losers and geeks you see at a Tennis game or Golf course.

Rest assured I am sloppy drunk.
I don't like anything better than a crisp cold Blue Euphoria On The
Rocks!
 
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