Help, I’m lost
Where’s my fucking map?
If I ever find who designed these streets
I’m gonna give him a great big slap
It’s bad enough the streets are narrow
And ninety percent are one ways
But I feel like I’m a big fat rat
And I’m trapped in a big fat maze
And of course there is the Big Dig
Which only makes things worse
Every single wrong turn I make
I blurt out a big fat curse
The other drivers on the road
Are nothing but in the way
Good thing I have cigarettes and tunes
This could take all day

 
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