A guy once asked me,
"What's your malfuntion?"

"Well I talk too fast,
I love being last.
I don't eat meat,
And I'm not very neat.
When I talk I mumble,
When I walk I stumble."

I said with a gasp of air,
and then started again without a care.

"That, sir, is my malfunction."
 
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